Fan Mail Q & A

Saturday March 25, 2006

6 comments

From: Susan
Sent: Wednesday, March 22, 2006 11:45 AM
To: Amanda Egge
Subject: Hi Amanda

I just finished reading everything I could that you’ve written online. I think you’re hilarious! Not only are you funny, but you’re smart. I like that combination. I even like your name. I have only one question for you right now. I may have others in the future. Why do you like “jew cock”? You acted like it’s something that women would know. Well, I don’t. So what did you mean? Thanks. Hope to hear and see more from you in the future.

Dear Susan,

I’m flattered.

Did you read this?
Top 10 Reasons I Love The Jews

That’s where it all started as far as the Jew Cock thing goes. At the time I was dating a Jewish guy and I would always tell him how I loved his Jew cock. He had a big one. I’ve heard other girls say that Jewish guys have big ones too so its sort of a thing (although there is also a stereotype out there that Jews have small ones so who knows?) Besides being big, the other good thing about Jewish Cocks is that they are always circumcised! Have you ever seen an un-circumcised penis? It looks weird! What’s all that extra baggy skin? Get out of the sleeping bag buddy! Circumcised penises are much prettier and don’t get shmegma which is gross.

Anyway, I was going through sort of a Jew phase at the time. I’m still not completely over it (I mean, I still think Jews are hot!) but right now I’m dating a gentile (although he does have a really big nose so I guess you could say that he’s kinda jewy!) I think part of my attraction to Jewish guys is that it’s sort of an “other” thing. Jews are different from me because they grew up with different holidays and a different culture than I did but at the same time they are still culturally similar to me so that we probably like the same music and wear the same clothes.

Besides that I’ve always found Judaism interesting, ever since we read The Chosen One and studied Judaism in my religion class in high school (I went to a Jesuit Catholic school and the Jesuits believe in studying other religions and philosophies as part of a liberal arts education.) I liked how in Judaism, there seemed to be more of a dialogue or discussion among rabbis and Jewish scholars about what things meant. Also while in high school I read Elie Wiesel’s the Trial of God and was really moved by it. In it a group of rabbis put god on trial for the atrocities and injustices of the world and find him guilty. I thought that was very cool.

Hope that helps.

XO
Amanda Egge