I’m taking an Aids test this afternoon. Everyone wish me luck.
It’s pouring rain in Los Angeles today so I’m wearing my Jeffrey Campbell rainboots… but if I lived in London I could say that I’m wearing my rubbers to the Aids test.
I threw away all my spoons and now I have nothing but plastic forks to eat my cereal with. I should really invest in some non-disposable silverware.
PS: the title of this blog entry is a rhetorical question. Please don’t answer it, the truth scares me.
My sister didn’t even tell me that my friend Will made a song about the 2005 Egge family flu epidemic (we all got it, even my grandpa!) She’s going on my naughty list because this is the best Christmas song ever!
Listen: The Egge Family Christmas
(Download)
Will posted the song here
Both the cat and the dog at my parents house have tumors. It’s scary… I’m afraid my parents cause cancer.
This year for Christmas I got eight hours of quality time dry heaving over the toilet. Okay, so I got my present a day early this year… but believe me, it sucked just as much on the 24th as it would have on the 25th!