my new boyfriend

Sunday July 8, 2007

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I have a new boyfriend. We met last Sunday at the Grove. His name is iPhone and today is our one week anniversary! He’s great; he makes me laugh, he has great taste in music, we eat together, watch youtube, go shopping, he sleeps right next to me on my bed and he loves talking on the phone!

To celebrate our one week anniversary, we made a porno together today! He’s not shy so he said its okay to post it in my blog, so here it is:

Amanda: Oh, iphone you’re so cute.
iPhone: No, YOU’RE so cute Amanda.

Amanda: Hahaha. iPhone, you make me laugh.

Amanda: i love you with a lower case i.
iPhone: i love YOU with a lower case i.

Muah!

Amanda: Oh iPhone, I’m so hot for you. Lets take this rubber off! I want to feel your cool chrome against my skin!

iPhone: You’re so dirty! Yeah, take it off!

Amanda: Throw this iCondom away!

Amanda: Oh, iPhone, you feel soooooo good.

iPhone: i’m cuming!
Amanda: me too!

Amanda: Mmmmm, that was good.

muah.

iPhone: iSpoon?
Amanda: Yes please.

The End.