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Wednesday December 30, 2009

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It’s been over a year since I have done ANYthing on this site. It’s been so long that I even forgot how to log in for about 15 minutes. Luckily I pretty much only use about 6 different usernames and 7 different passwords so there were only 42 different combinations of those that it could have possibly been. (I did that math right?) Luckily again, I got it on the 5th try. That was AFTER I was able to refresh my memory on what to type into my browser to get to the backend of my website (which is a lot leaner than my actual backend-post-holiday-feasting). Anyway I should really write that kind of information down somewhere…

So I told my friend Anna David I MIGHT make it a New Years Resolution to updated my blog on a semi-regular basis. Notice the MIGHT and SEMI REGULAR. I add those caveats in case I don’t stick to it. That way, it’s not like I failed because I never really committed to it right?

See, if I really wanted to stick to it I would sell my possible failure on ebay, like I did when I quit smoking (I sold my last empty pack of cigarettes on ebay to the highest bidder with a money-back guarantee that if I ever started again I would refund the buyer.) So far, I have not had to do that and it’s been a few years since I quit smoking, but if I ever start again, my best friend from elementary school Julie June will get $8.79 (or whatever she paid) from me. So, I suppose if I was really serious about this resolution, I could sell my resolution on ebay. You buy my resolution, and if I fail, I’ll not only refund, but I’ll double your money. That would motivate me to do it probably. Okay now that I said that I think I might actually do that. I hate losing (ask my boyfriend- I cried when he stole my port while playing Settlers of Catan a few days ago). It’s one of the reasons I never bet. The other is I can’t afford to lose.

Okay, well maybe I will do that, maybe not. I am still being non-commital about it, as you can see.

I started off writing this blog thinking I would write out some 2010 resolutions but as you can see I got distracted by not being able to log in and instead wrote about that which lead to a possibly brilliant or possibly stupid idea to sell my writing resolution on ebay and then I recapped it all in this sentence you are reading now. Maybe later I will get to the rest of those resolutions.

Merry 5th Day of Christmas

Amanda